 potatoes |
| well.. it was new years eve and we were skanking around out the front of my house and there was a few partys in the street.. and my uncle came out (drunk) and told us to put a potatoe up someones exhaust pipe.. so we did. at about 12.30 when everyone was heading home.. we heard a loud BANG! cha cha cha BANG! and we just went inside laughing our heads off.. i <3 my uncle |
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Best prank on here |
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well these pranks are ok heres an awsome one. 1. go to school 2. get loose staples 3. put a staple in every door lock in the school! when the teacher puts thier key in the lock i pushes the staple into the lock causeing the lock to become useless and the staple is inposible to get out |
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prank call |
| one day me and my riend called the pizza place it was2 in the morning and we told them to go to my cuz adress but they thought it was ares my cuzzins were pissed they never new it was me |
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robber? |
| one day me and my sister were home alone and she (since she is older was "babysitting me"). She was in my mom and dad's room watching t.v when i came bursting in the room telling her that some one was knocking on are back door! (i knew it was just my mom though) and she started freaking out and stuff then she heard my mom yelling at us to open the door it was so funny!!!!! |
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kissy face |
| one day i was playing around with my dads phone and i decided to text one of my dads co-workers. I went through all of the images on his phone and saw a little thing blowing kisses. I sent it to one of his good friends and he called my dad the next day and asked him why he sent him that. My dad told him that he didnt do that, and was really embarassed. |
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spitting |
| ONE TIME WHEN WE WERE IN FLORIDA FOR VACATION ME AND MY COUSIN WERE SPITTING OFF THE BALCONY AND WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR MY COUSIN TO SPIT HE SPIT ON A MANS HEAD IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Shaving Cream |
| I was at my cottage with a bunch of people and out of kids there were 3 girls and 2 guys so we decided to play a prank on them so in the middle of the night we put mens shaving cream in toilet paper then put the toilet paper rap at the edge of there beds the next morning their butts were covered in shaving and toilet paper IT WAS HILLARIOUSE |
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Benji Mohara! |
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Ok I pranked my little sister by pretending to be her fake pen pal. and my fake email address is benjimohara9@yahoo.com I was chatting to her asking if she wanted to be my penpal. and she said yes. I kept asking her if she wants to be serious with me just to freak her out! (REMEMBER SHE DID NOT KNOW IT WAS ME) well I kept bugging her with it and she said she will think about it. and then a while later I started sending her these IMs that were like HAHAHHAHAHA and she kept saying what, what, what!? and then she posted an Im that said I know someone much prettier than me. and then I said who. and she said www.myspace.com/mariah_raymond (WHICH IS ME) and I said I dont love her, I love you! And then I was like, I dont love her because I am Her!!! And then she almost killed me! Well if you are going to use this then email me at abbeyadelia@yahoo.com iiiTHANKS!!! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:23:10 PM): do i know you? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:23:36 PM): I would like to be your penpal. I am 9 years old. How old are you? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:24:31 PM): weird! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:24:48 PM): what? Would you like to be my penpal? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:25:27 PM): i dont know my mom has to approve. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:25:53 PM): well she can approve if shw wants but do you wanna chat for a while? I live in China benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:26:01 PM): she* gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:26:31 PM): my older sister sidney went to china benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:26:57 PM): cool! Do you wanna chat? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:27:27 PM): can you hold on for a minute benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:27:30 PM): ok gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:31:30 PM): sorry its taking to long. im taking to my sister i will be another few minutes. Sorry. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:31:46 PM): ok that is fine gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:32:59 PM): while you wait check out this web site i have! www.myspace.com/cutielyd benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:33:11 PM): ok benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:34:44 PM): very neat. I love the puppy sandwich. Hot Dog. Icon benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:37:00 PM): hello? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:37:37 PM): are you on? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:37:49 PM): yeah benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:38:12 PM): ok, I was wondering if it was alright that I am a male? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:38:35 PM): of course! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:38:49 PM): ok Thank You! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:39:10 PM): lydia is a beautiful name. gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:39:12 PM): your welcome! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:40:10 PM): Thanks. just asking do you speak good English? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:40:38 PM): yes I do. Do you have a picture of yourself you can send to me? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:42:59 PM): my sister does. E-mail her and tell her that we have been talking you want a picture. email her at abbeyadelia@yahoo.com! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:43:22 PM): i need to email her too! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:43:30 PM): ok thank you gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:43:40 PM): your welcome benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:48:31 PM): You are very pretty!!! Are you an angel? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:49:00 PM): aww im not. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:49:19 PM): You look like one! Do you have a lover? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:49:31 PM): no benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:49:51 PM): Would you be threatened if I asked you something? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:50:01 PM): no benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:50:26 PM): Well, Can you be my lover? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:53:16 PM): well we just met and maybe we should just get to know each other. im sorry. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:53:55 PM): Well I would love you with all of the deepest part of my heart! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:56:35 PM): maybe once we get to know each other a little more. i dont mean to break your heart, but its just a little to early. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:57:27 PM): but I am very sorry but i cant stand how beautiful you are. Please love me? It could be our little secret! Please!? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:59:31 PM): im sorry maybe in a few days when my mom knows we have been talking , maybe. im sorry but maybe its just to early for me. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:00:40 PM): Oh man! I wish we could just be together. Just to give it a little shot. If you dont like me then please just break up with me. just a shot! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:02:00 PM): may i please have a few days to think this over. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:02:26 PM): Please talk to me when you come up with it. I love you! please feel the same! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:03:05 PM): well can you send a picture of you? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:03:35 PM): I dont have one. I can not afford a camera but maybe I have a pic on my computer. Hold on gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:03:49 PM): okay benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:14:12 PM): I am the first boy on the left gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:15:14 PM): did you send it because i did not get it. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:15:28 PM): I sent it on here. gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:16:23 PM): i do not see it benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:16:49 PM): You didnt? be right back gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:16:59 PM): okay benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:18:09 PM): would you like me to send it in an E-Mail? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:18:44 PM): yes. that is just what i was about to ask you! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:18:53 PM): Ok haha! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:20:53 PM): so when is your birthday. just something to talk about while im waiting for it to come benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:21:06 PM): July 25 gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:21:35 PM): oh mine is july 15 benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:22:05 PM): ok! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:24:31 PM): well im thirsty i need to go upstairs and get a drink i will be back in a few minutes. may i log off i will get back when i come down. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:24:52 PM): Ok. I sent a message with the picture gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:06 PM): okay bye benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:19 PM): bye! Please get back on! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:28 PM): i will benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:36 PM): Bye! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:41 PM): my love gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:43 PM): bye benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:28:43 PM): Are you online? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:31:27 PM): yeah i just got back benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:31:42 PM): ok! did you get my picture? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:32:09 PM): no i dont know why! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:32:23 PM): hmmm? I will send it again gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:33:06 PM): okay your are sending it my email address benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:33:18 PM): yes gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:33:43 PM): okay i should get it. try again. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:33:53 PM): ok hold on gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:34:03 PM): k benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:36:06 PM): I sent it gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:36:16 PM): okay gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:37:41 PM): okay i will search for the email i might say i logged off but i'll get right back on so bye benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:37:55 PM): ok I love you! Bye! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:39:42 PM): i did not have to log off benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:39:53 PM): ok did you get it? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:40:22 PM): yes you are pretty cute yourself benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:40:39 PM): Thank You! Would you like to be my lover? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:41:33 PM): let me have a few days to talk to my mom about it. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:41:50 PM): I hope you love me! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:07 PM): I really love you! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:42:18 PM): i do to benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:37 PM): Could you please be my girlfriend then? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:43 PM): Secretly? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:43:18 PM): can i talk to my mom then decide? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:44:04 PM): Just secretly right now? Please? Your sister does not even need to know! please/ gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:46:27 PM): please can i just talk to my mom about it before? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:46:48 PM): Please just SECRETLY? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:47:37 PM): no i have to talk to my mom before i do anything. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:48:11 PM): I thought you did not want to break my heart... gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:49:36 PM): i dont but you said you would give me a day or two to think it over. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:50:11 PM): I want it to be a secret! Can you tell me tommorow? I LOVE YOU! gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:50:54 PM): okay tomorrow about 9 here benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:51:04 PM): 9pm? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:51:24 PM): what time will it be there? benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:51:35 PM): 7pm gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:51:50 PM): is that okay/ benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:07 PM): yes it is fine. I will dream about you! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:19 PM): Can you tell me you love me? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:52:43 PM): i do love you. benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:52 PM): Thank You! Good Night! benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:53:22 PM): gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:53:24 PM): good night gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:58:36 PM): hi its me i wanted to tell you i know someone prettier than me! . benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:58:45 PM): who? gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:59:39 PM): i will make it a surprise. go to www.myspace.com/mariah_raymond gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:00:14 AM): her name is abbey benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:00:35 AM): Well I love you with all my heart! Please go out with me! I dont love her! benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:01:45 AM): I LOVE YOU! benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:02:33 AM): Do you love me? benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:04:53 AM): YEAH I DONT LOVE HER! I AM HER!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:05:02 AM): benji i know you love me but i dont love you im sorry i did not tell you earlier but i did not want to upset you. gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:05:13 AM): what! |
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Mustard |
| One night my friend spent the night. she was the first one to fall asleep, so i got Spicy Brown mustard and skirted it in her mouth. she closed her mouth and swalloed then woke up screming EEEEWWWWW its mustard!!!!Like she was expecting something else! |
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police |
| my friend kept prank calling me and i decided to get him back but after about the second time the police picked up and said there have been a bunch of complaints from my number. they asked personal info and said it could cost a max of five hundred dollars and they would send a police officer over but luckily they never came |
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