Ok I pranked my little sister by pretending to be her fake pen pal. and my fake email address is firstname.lastname@example.org I was chatting to her asking if she wanted to be my penpal. and she said yes. I kept asking her if she wants to be serious with me just to freak her out! (REMEMBER SHE DID NOT KNOW IT WAS ME) well I kept bugging her with it and she said she will think about it. and then a while later I started sending her these IMs that were like HAHAHHAHAHA and she kept saying what, what, what!? and then she posted an Im that said I know someone much prettier than me. and then I said who. and she said www.myspace.com/mariah_raymond (WHICH IS ME) and I said I dont love her, I love you! And then I was like, I dont love her because I am Her!!! And then she almost killed me! Well if you are going to use this then email me at email@example.com iiiTHANKS!!!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:23:10 PM): do i know you?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:23:36 PM): I would like to be your penpal. I am 9 years old. How old are you?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:24:31 PM): weird!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:24:48 PM): what? Would you like to be my penpal?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:25:27 PM): i dont know my mom has to approve.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:25:53 PM): well she can approve if shw wants but do you wanna chat for a while? I live in China
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:26:01 PM): she*
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:26:31 PM): my older sister sidney went to china
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:26:57 PM): cool! Do you wanna chat?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:27:27 PM): can you hold on for a minute
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:27:30 PM): ok
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:31:30 PM): sorry its taking to long. im taking to my sister i will be another few minutes. Sorry.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:31:46 PM): ok that is fine
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:32:59 PM): while you wait check out this web site i have! www.myspace.com/cutielyd
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:33:11 PM): ok
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:34:44 PM): very neat. I love the puppy sandwich. Hot Dog. Icon
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:37:00 PM): hello?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:37:37 PM): are you on?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:37:49 PM): yeah
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:38:12 PM): ok, I was wondering if it was alright that I am a male?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:38:35 PM): of course!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:38:49 PM): ok Thank You!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:39:10 PM): lydia is a beautiful name.
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:39:12 PM): your welcome!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:40:10 PM): Thanks. just asking do you speak good English?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:40:38 PM): yes I do. Do you have a picture of yourself you can send to me?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:42:59 PM): my sister does. E-mail her and tell her that we have been talking you want a picture. email her at firstname.lastname@example.org!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:43:22 PM): i need to email her too!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:43:30 PM): ok thank you
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:43:40 PM): your welcome
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:48:31 PM): You are very pretty!!! Are you an angel?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:49:00 PM): aww im not.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:49:19 PM): You look like one! Do you have a lover?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:49:31 PM): no
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:49:51 PM): Would you be threatened if I asked you something?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:50:01 PM): no
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:50:26 PM): Well, Can you be my lover?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:53:16 PM): well we just met and maybe we should just get to know each other. im sorry.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:53:55 PM): Well I would love you with all of the deepest part of my heart!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:56:35 PM): maybe once we get to know each other a little more. i dont mean to break your heart, but its just a little to early.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 10:57:27 PM): but I am very sorry but i cant stand how beautiful you are. Please love me? It could be our little secret! Please!?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 10:59:31 PM): im sorry maybe in a few days when my mom knows we have been talking , maybe. im sorry but maybe its just to early for me.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:00:40 PM): Oh man! I wish we could just be together. Just to give it a little shot. If you dont like me then please just break up with me. just a shot!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:02:00 PM): may i please have a few days to think this over.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:02:26 PM): Please talk to me when you come up with it. I love you! please feel the same!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:03:05 PM): well can you send a picture of you?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:03:35 PM): I dont have one. I can not afford a camera but maybe I have a pic on my computer. Hold on
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:03:49 PM): okay
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:14:12 PM): I am the first boy on the left
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:15:14 PM): did you send it because i did not get it.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:15:28 PM): I sent it on here.
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:16:23 PM): i do not see it
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:16:49 PM): You didnt? be right back
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:16:59 PM): okay
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:18:09 PM): would you like me to send it in an E-Mail?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:18:44 PM): yes. that is just what i was about to ask you!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:18:53 PM): Ok haha!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:20:53 PM): so when is your birthday. just something to talk about while im waiting for it to come
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:21:06 PM): July 25
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:21:35 PM): oh mine is july 15
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:22:05 PM): ok!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:24:31 PM): well im thirsty i need to go upstairs and get a drink i will be back in a few minutes. may i log off i will get back when i come down.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:24:52 PM): Ok. I sent a message with the picture
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:06 PM): okay bye
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:19 PM): bye! Please get back on!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:28 PM): i will
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:36 PM): Bye!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:25:41 PM): my love
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:25:43 PM): bye
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:28:43 PM): Are you online?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:31:27 PM): yeah i just got back
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:31:42 PM): ok! did you get my picture?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:32:09 PM): no i dont know why!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:32:23 PM): hmmm? I will send it again
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:33:06 PM): okay your are sending it my email address
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:33:18 PM): yes
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:33:43 PM): okay i should get it. try again.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:33:53 PM): ok hold on
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:34:03 PM): k
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:36:06 PM): I sent it
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:36:16 PM): okay
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:37:41 PM): okay i will search for the email i might say i logged off but i'll get right back on so bye
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:37:55 PM): ok I love you! Bye!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:39:42 PM): i did not have to log off
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:39:53 PM): ok did you get it?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:40:22 PM): yes you are pretty cute yourself
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:40:39 PM): Thank You! Would you like to be my lover?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:41:33 PM): let me have a few days to talk to my mom about it.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:41:50 PM): I hope you love me!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:07 PM): I really love you!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:42:18 PM): i do to
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:37 PM): Could you please be my girlfriend then?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:42:43 PM): Secretly?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:43:18 PM): can i talk to my mom then decide?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:44:04 PM): Just secretly right now? Please? Your sister does not even need to know! please/
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:46:27 PM): please can i just talk to my mom about it before?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:46:48 PM): Please just SECRETLY?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:47:37 PM): no i have to talk to my mom before i do anything.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:48:11 PM): I thought you did not want to break my heart...
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:49:36 PM): i dont but you said you would give me a day or two to think it over.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:50:11 PM): I want it to be a secret! Can you tell me tommorow? I LOVE YOU!
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:50:54 PM): okay tomorrow about 9 here
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:51:04 PM): 9pm?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:51:24 PM): what time will it be there?
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:51:35 PM): 7pm
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:51:50 PM): is that okay/
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:07 PM): yes it is fine. I will dream about you!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:19 PM): Can you tell me you love me?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:52:43 PM): i do love you.
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:52:52 PM): Thank You! Good Night!
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:53:22 PM):
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:53:24 PM): good night
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:58:36 PM): hi its me i wanted to tell you i know someone prettier than me! .
benjimohara9 (7/30/2007 11:58:45 PM): who?
gpklydia7 (7/30/2007 11:59:39 PM): i will make it a surprise. go to www.myspace.com/mariah_raymond
gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:00:14 AM): her name is abbey
benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:00:35 AM): Well I love you with all my heart! Please go out with me! I dont love her!
benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:01:45 AM): I LOVE YOU!
benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:02:33 AM): Do you love me?
benjimohara9 (7/31/2007 12:04:53 AM): YEAH I DONT LOVE HER! I AM HER!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:05:02 AM): benji i know you love me but i dont love you im sorry i did not tell you earlier but i did not want to upset you.
gpklydia7 (7/31/2007 12:05:13 AM): what!
One night my friend spent the night. she was the first one to fall asleep, so i got Spicy Brown mustard and skirted it in her mouth. she closed her mouth and swalloed then woke up screming EEEEWWWWW its mustard!!!!Like she was expecting something else!
my friend kept prank calling me and i decided to get him back but after about the second time the police picked up and said there have been a bunch of complaints from my number. they asked personal info and said it could cost a max of five hundred dollars and they would send a police officer over but luckily they never came
well i said to my sis do you want to pull a prank on abbey? and she said yes so we made a fake email address like email@example.com and said like she has to send us her password or we will delete her e-mail address. Well if you do this please email me how it works out!
(up there prank) well 1 time when i was at my friends house all my friends were playing guns.So we got an idea so we made a doll like me so then we put a knife in its head (and made it bloody)we hung it on his room (and put fack buelett shots ) we scared the bloody (bleep) out of them.
I was at my friends and we were just getting ready for a midnight silly string fight. but my friend's boyfriend was there and so we decided to silly string his car...except we silly strung the INSIDE of his car and put cans on the outside..so he just tought we left the cans so when he went to leave he sat in the BIG pile of silly string we put on his seat it was HILARIOUS!!
lucky charms-without the charms
I was inspired by a book I read for this one:
My husband is a big fan of sugary cereal,and likes nothing more than a big bowl of lucky charms each morning.On april fools,I opened all three of the boxes in our pantry upside down,and cut the bottom of the bag.Then I poured the contents into a bowl,and sorted out all the marshmellow shapes,his favorite part.then I refilled the bag only with cookie charms and taped the bottom shut.I put the "unopened" boxes on the shelf and waited.When he poured his breakfast into his bowl,he was at first very puzzled.It took him all three boxes to find out it was me!
All Tied Up
one night, i got up with my sis and we tied my brother to the bed posts. he wake up and found out he was tied. my sis and i were hiding, but he yelled as loud as he could and then we came out, he then tried to hit us, but he was still tied up, it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!
My dad once took a piece of foam rubber and cut it into a button shape. It was just thick enough to push a thumbtack in it and not have it stick out the top. He then glued the phony button to some cardboard and wrote "Do not push" under it and taped it under the doorbell. When his mom came home she saw it and pushed it. OUCH!
falling alseep in class
one time this kid fell asleep in our class and the teacher noticed. So, she told us all to be quite and she turned of the lights making it pitch black. Then she continued the lesson like normal. Calling on people, asking questions, reading like nothing was the matter. So, the kid next to woke him up. And after a few minutes the kid jumped up screaming that he was blind. We all started cracking up!!! IT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!
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