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| i phoned up one of my friends i hated and took off caller id. and i said can i speek to your mum. she passed over the phone and i pretented to be a police officer. and i said to her mum, i have your daughter on cctv smoking and spray painting. then she said ok i will have a serious word with her and then put the phone down! |
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mystery numbers |
| i work in a huge office and theres this one colleage who thinks hes knows everything and he is really cocky so i decided that when he went home early i was going to get him back so i wrote on a post-it note "i need those PDK numbers on my desk ASAP" and stuck it on his monitor he came in the next morning and was panicing because he had never heard of PDK numbers (because they dont exist) it was so funny the rest of the team were in on it aswell. he's not so much of a tw*t now |
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Seashell Scramble |
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I walked to the beach with my friends a few days ago and I was the only one who went swimming. I wore gogles so I looked down and I noticed billions of SEASHELLS! I took a lot of them and my friend was just walking looking for a spot to relax and when I figured out where he would sit, I put some seashells there. Of course my friend sat on it. I didn't tell you I was hiding did I? Well I was with a couple more of seashells. I walked back whistling when I dropped my seashells pretending to be surprised. I sniffed and told my friend I had the perfect seashell and I also said that I was entering the seashell contest. My friend looked around for it and he showed me every one of it. I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. I took some lotion and put a random seashell that I thought was the 'perfect' one. I put the seashell on my friends butt and when he noticed that we laughed to death. |
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The Cereal |
| One day me and my sister were getting ready for school.I said''I had wanted some breakfast before I go to school.So, she fixed me some cereal.She said''Akoyia, mom is calling you''.So I went back there, and my mother wasn't back there,and when I went back there, and I remembered my mom was at work.So, I went back in there and I saqid '' mom isn't back there, she's at work''.Then, she said''my bad.Then, I sat back down and ate my cereal.When I ate it I could taste dish detergent and hotsauce in my cereal. I dropped my spoon on the floor, and said''ewwwwwwwww, you little rat.That happened when I was six, and she was eleven.Four years later,I remembered what she did , and I got her Back:When she was laying on the trampoline, I got a waterhose, and I put it to her mouth, and her mouth filled up with water.Now, I am ten and she is fifteen.THATS ALL,PEACE!!!!!!! |
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Jogger hole |
| When I was at the beach, there were these joggers that kept jogging around the sand. Then me and my friend dug a huge hole towards their path. They actually fell. I can't believe they never saw the hole. |
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Changing |
| at school my teacher was about to read the book but before she picked it uo me and my friend quickly changed it over to wat happens when you hit pubetty and she continued to read it was really funny until she relised that the book wasnt about space when she saw pubic hairs. it was really funny until she ruined it by giving us 2 weeks of after schoool detentions |
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the grim reaper |
| i walked into the pre school room at school with a grim reaper mask on. at the time i walked in it happened to be nap time i ran through the room screaming im gonna get you!! the kids started crying I got ISS. |
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bakini |
| at camp my friend was taking a shower so i ran to the cabin and stole some girls bra and i ran to the shower again and switched his shirt with the bra he came out wearing the bra!! |
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Pudding |
| The one day at lunch I decided to put chocolate pudding on my friends chair to see if she would sit on it. Well she saw it and pulled over another chair. I went to take my tray up and i came back and found pudding on my chair, so I told them "very funny" and pulled up another chair from another table. When i sat down i heard a squish and found out that i sat in chocolate pudding. My friends knew what chair i was going to take from the other table and had put pudding on that one as well. |
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Magical Chicken boy |
| I was in 4th grade and I was in the cafeteria sitting with my friends and this one guy wearing a hoodie. His back was facing me so I riped off pieces of my chicken and put them in his hood. My friends were giggling. Then after lunch, we sat down on the rug as my teacher read a story. Then, the chicken fell out of his hood. All the kids were like, "What is that?" The one kid said, "I think its..chicken." Me and my friends were laughing so hard! And till this day nobody knows it was me except my friends. |
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