 Kris Krew Kamping Trip A.K.A my friends are retarded |
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On the 24th Kris, Charlie, Jeremiah and The Oaf decide to would be a gay old time to go camping, but where? All the parks are closed, its illegal to sleep in a city park after dark and the bum stole the good dumpster! Where is there to go? Of course, Icklers! So the four of them bring a couple sleeping bags and blankets to my house and go to sleep on the side of my garage. Mean while, my family and I are watching TV upstairs and we see four teens wandering the streets. I can't see them but I assume they aren't MY friends. Mine aren't that retarded! Yes they are. At 12:30 I'm getting ready for bed and my dad walks in the room and is all, I think your friends are on the side of the house. So we sneak out as quietly as possible. We come over there to see a pile of blankets and we pull the covers up and to my suprise it isn't my friends, the person under the covers is to ugly (Jeremiah. Then we pull a second one up and its The Oaf. He opens his eyes and I'm like, Hey hows it goin'? I take their camera, and then give them trashbags and go to sleep. I am woken up that morning to Craig Moeller and Charlie banging on my front door. My mom yells at them, we take a few fotos and all in all the Kamping trip was successfull. |
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The Splat!!! |
| One time when my brother Amal was about to poop, I put ketchup under the toilet seat (the two bumpy parts is where i put the ketchup packs) and Amal sat on the seat and got his butt, the back of his legs, and the the inside of the toilet seat SPLATTED with ketchup. It looked like blood came out his butt. |
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Nutz |
| My babysitter that I did not care for asked me for a glass of chocolate milk. I went out to the kitchen area and did a quick trip to the bathroom. Added something special to the chocolate milk. Babysitter asked what the nuts were and I stated it was like nuts in your chocolate. Yum! Babysitter said "That's the best chocolate milk I had yet!" |
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Mike Kim |
| MAn it was in the pool and i Told my friend i was drowning so he came to help me stay afloat but the joke was on him because 2 of my other friends came up beind him and pantsed him in the middle of the pool. |
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revenge |
| This kid kep hanging out with me and my friends at lunch. we couldent stand him! he was so stupid and annoying. so one day we went to the bathroom. the kid was still in the lunch room waiing fo us. we new he got sick easly so we decided to pull a seriouse prank. i took a dump in the urinal than took a plastick fork picked a piece off and pu it on the sink than we put a mix of manays, corn and choped carrots in the stall han we replaced the soap despencers wih "can 'o' poop" so then we pu some chocolate mixed with a smoohie and icecream in a cup and got him to drink it he got queezy and ran into the bathroom affter 3 seconds he came out gaging a teacher walked up to him and said har you okay he farted a wet one and barfed on him. and the weired thing is a hole bunch of girls and guy were in the hall when he did it it was so funny lol -(-_-)- |
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the love |
| well one day i told my friend ryan liked her and wanted to kiss her so my friend went up and kissed him and he said what are you doing and turns out he had a girlfreind and she say and they broke up |
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sleep tight! |
| Okey,it all started when my dad stopped letting my dog sleep with me.The next time he said that,I secretly let my dog in and put a bucket full of water on the top of my bedroomdoor and when my dad came to chek on me,he swung the door open and the bucket (and the water)fell on him. |
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heres a few of them |
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1) When I was younger, I would pack my brother & I a lunch, and we would eat it at the park. Well one day, he had made me mad, so I tried to get him by putting worms in his sandwich. He noticed & threw them off, but kept eating (eww). So I distracted him & cut up the worms & put them back on. When he had ate over half the sandwhich, I grabed a live one & put it sticking out the end of the sandwhich when he wasn't looking. Then I acted all scared & he looked & seen. He threw the sandwhich down, ran around like a lil girl screaming, then barfed everywhere!!! 2) In middle school some of us girls were mad at this one guy. So we all pissed into a cup, then poured it into a empty lemonade bottle. We stuck it in the freazer in one of the teachers rooms, then took it out at gym class, grabed his lemonade, and replaced the piss filled bottle with his. He drank almost the whole thing is one chug before he relised what he was drinking! 3) We were painting a mural in art class one time. The teacher had us make handprints on it. Well the one girl in class was really sluty, and noone liked her. Seriously on acident, I triped on my way to the sink. She had just turned around. My bright red handprints went right on her tits, on her nice white babydoll tee. 4)My friends brother was always trying to play pranks on us. Well we decided to get him back. He's lactose intolerent, and had ate icecream earlyer. So my frind & I used up all the hot water, then we put plastic wrap over the tolet seat. It was night time, and the lightbulb had just happened to go out. So we waited in the living room, until her brother had to go. It was so gross. The worst part of it is that it was all over him, and there wasn't any hot water. Their mom actually came down to see what he was yelling about. He had tried to play this prank on us a few days ago, so she thought he did it & forgot about it. She made him go outside & rinse off with the hose before she would let him take a nice cold shower! 5)My friends mom was passed out drunk one time, & we had ballons. So all of us gave ourselfs ballon 'parts' that we wouldn't normally have. We then posed her mom sucking or kissing on these parts & took pics.! |
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Unclaimed Money! |
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I was constructing a plan to get my mom back after the little prank she pulled on me the night before. I took some old files of HTML I had found on out computer and I began playing with the files. I soon discovered a perfect code. It was the ultimate set-up. I saved the code on a seperate folder so that I wouldn't get confused, and I began editing and revising. It took a few tries, and long work, but I finally found a way, to make a FAKE online news article! It had said something along the lines of: A local _______ woman doesn't claim money! An entry held at _________ for $100,000 was won by resident Indra __________ and was put in a bank accout for six months, waiting to be transacted over to Indra's! Indra never showed up for the money! The company providing the money gave us this information: "We were very surprised to see that the money was never claimed! We had to award the money to someone else! They were very lucky, on Indra's behalf." News reporters all around are asking, how could anyone give up the chance of winning such a large portion of money? I sent the page to my mom, but using my uncle's e-mail, because she would suspect ME sending it to her. She started screaming and running through the house, and after she made me read it, I told her that I sent it to her. She was horrified and relieved! I have not done better work! |
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Cracked Window! |
| i was in my dads house. and he was gettinn ready 2 take me and my brother out 2 da cinema. i ws really bored waiting for him so i got sum cling film and a marker and i drew a crack on the cling film. then i put the cling film over the car window. i stratened it out so it looked like the window actually had a crack in it! then i ran inside the house saying that sum kids threw a ball over at the car and cracked the window! my dad came out shoutin and looked at the car he belived my story and went around lookin for the kids! when he cudnt find them he got inside the car to see if the crack was bad.. but he saw the edges of the cling film and i was found out. he jst laffed about it and then he tok us to the cinema. that was a funny day! |
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