 The Glue |
| Once I got some glue, (you know the kind) and I glued it to the tolit. Well 1 minute later my brother sat on it and my mom had to wipe his butt with hot soapy water to get him off. I got in a ton of trouble, but hey it was all worth it |
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the day the girl farted |
| one day in second grade this girl named Ebony i hate her and guess what? When one day she went to her class to sit i put a woopy cushion on her chair and when she sat down it went down like this frrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaatttttttt everybody laugh and she had no friends she thought she was all that so i pulled a prank on her. |
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karate..? |
| umm so definitely one xmas eve I told my aunt that I was going to do this move on her and that sometimes if you do it wrong it can kill you and I was totally lying just to scare her..well I went to demonstrate it on her and she hit me really hard in the nose and made it bleed, because I scared her..haha!! |
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funny |
| i told my friend to come to my house so he came but when he got here he saw a for sale sigh and on my door it said just come in so he went in and say people unpacking plastic body parts and he though they where he and then i screamed on a recored message that was in the box .he was so frightened he ran out my house and when he went out i jumped out of the bushes and he was so freaked out |
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Elevator Hump |
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Elevator Fun In Nashville, Tennessee I performed a glorious prank in an expensive hotel. The hotel had a glass elevator. I went in, and before getting back out, I squeezed out a foul smelling egg fart. I emerged from the elevator, and a family of four stepped inside and closed the doors. I stood from a good vantage point and saw their horrified, disgusted facial expressions through the glass as they were trapped in the stinking vessel. I even saw a little finger pointing going on in there. Elevators are great for pranks. A good idea, is to covertly put up an elaborate sign just below the call button for the elevator, on the wall where nobody would immediately see it. The sign should read, "Obese individuals are strictly prohibited from using the elevators." Stand out side and survey the scene. Observe the reactions of the many overweight people reading the sign. You can also put up another sign, inside the elevator, that says, "USE THE STAIRS, YOU BLIMP!" |
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Clean It Up |
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Clean it up! Here is a good college dorm prank. Collect all of your empty beer cans for a long period of time. Stack them up in your friend's dorm room when he is away, so when he opens the door, all of the cans get knocked down and create a huge mess for him to clean up |
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Stop The Car |
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Stop the Car! Duct tape is mankind?s greatest invention ever. Stretch it flat across the road, with the sticky side up. A car will run over the tape, and sometimes, the driver will believe he popped a tire. Here is a good one: A while back, my older brother, who works at a petroleum processing plant, took a large roll of red tape from the storage room. He decided to tape it under his co-worker's car, to the muffler. He tied the other end to a parking sign, and sure enough, the victim drove off after work, dragging 100 feet of red tape behind him. When you're buddy is at work, find his car in the parking lot and fill it with empty beer cans. |
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Rude Welcoming |
| It was a tuesday morning during the year of 2004 in my senior year at my high school. It was the last week for seniors before graduation and we wanted to go out wiht a bang. I was sent to the media center to put the tape in for the morning announcements and what I really put on for the whole school to watch was one of the raunchiest porns ever produced!!!!!!!! The whole school went crazy as if they have just received a bomb threat!!!! The stiry hit the news station and also set ablaze a press fire!!! Even the radio stations tuned in on the action!!! i eneded up graduating but i was not allowed to walk across stage. But it was well worth it!!!!!! |
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Moochers |
| A friend of the group I hang out with use to bum cigarettes from all of us all the time.It got to the point where we were supporting his bad habit,so one day we put a black cat in a cigarette and when he came up and asked for one, we gave it to him and watch him take one big drag that ended up in one big bang,the cig blew up like a party popper and he screamed like a girl running from a mouse.It was hilarious.He never bummed again. |
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The Prank |
| I got suspended for this prank... but I might as well tell you what happened ... Well we was sitting at our desks at school one day when we decided what are we doing here when we could be at home laying down and relaxing our bones out.We decided it was time for Mr.B to let us out without knowing he even did... soo... we went in the bathroom and put white glue around the twolite seat.I told everyone about the Prank. When Mr.B got into his lesson discussion we changed the subject .... to water! It was science and we were learning about the accidents that happened because of water. We kept talking about how the water flows into the ocean. Also how clear and fresh the water sounds from a water fountain once it drops. Well Mr.B had to go so bad he didnt even exscuse himself. BOI HE WAS GONE.He didnt even knock on one of the other teahcers doors to see if they would "cover" for him. I said come on guys and snuck around to the door to make sure he made it to there. All the other classroom doors were shut.We made sure that they got back with each pass so everyone could sneak out.. We each got out... But how would we escape from there WALK? |
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