 smellyshoe |
| once i was at camp named Camp sebago and my friend ashley we weren tired at all cause it was are third night there it was really late at night and all the counclilers were at the main hallway watching a foot ball game and there was this girl that was snoring really loud and me and ashley were trying to go to sleep and she wouldnt shut her big mouht up with the snoring me and aslhey took her shoe witch stunk really bad and we put it to her face .when she woke up her whole face stunk really bad so she was wondering how her shoe got on her face and she kept asking every one and me and ashley said we saw her sleep walking that night and she actually believed us . well thats my prank |
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Shock Me |
| While in Iraq a bothersome Captain Liked to Lean on the half door leading into the Communications room. Everyday the same thing just leaning with his hands on the top looking over into to our office. Myself and my counterpart took some telephone wire and stripped it down to the wire. We covered the top of the half door with the wire and the other end was by my desk. The next day that captain came to the door looked in put his hands on top, and zap I hit the button and and got him like a bug zapper. |
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I showed off her boobs! |
| All the guys at love this girl named Jackie ,Because she has huge boobs,and she was always showing them off.She really made me mad that day during .P.E.because she said "Caroline,Do you really need a sports bra?Every one laughed like hienas.So the next day at PE,I took Jackie's Shirt and cut 2 holes where her boobs were and then she barley noticed that she had two holes on her boobs,when she went in the gym when everybody was laughing.The only think you can see was a huge pink sports bra popping out of her shirt. |
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CAUGHT UP!! |
| THIS IS KINDA A BOLD STORY. OK, SO ONE DAY ME AND MY BOY (RASHAWN) WAS CHILLIN AT THE CRIB RIGHT, AND HIS GIRL CALLED THE HOUSE PHONE. HE HAD 2GIRLS AT THE TIME. THE ONE THAT KEPT CALLIN WAS (MAKIYAH). THE OTHER NAME WAS (KELLY). BUT GET THIS, THE ONE GIRL NAMED KELLY STAYED AROUND THA CORNER ON THE NEXT BLOCK! SO THE GIRL MAKIYAH CALLES AND THEY TALK FOR ABOUT 2HRS. AT THE MOST, AFTER THEY GET DONE TALKIN HE CALLS THE OTHER GIRL KELLY, AND THEY TALK FOR ABOUT AND HOUR 2. THE NEXT DAY IS MONDAY AND ITS A SCHOOL DAY RIGHT, SO HE DIDNT TALK TO THEM THAT DAY AT ALL. LATER ON THAT DAY AFTER SCHOOL I CALLED MAKIYAH AND TOLD THAT HE WAS CHEATIN ON HER WITH THIS OTHER GIRL, BUT THA ONLY REASON I TOLD WAZ BECAUSE MAKIYAH IS MY CUZIN AND MY OTHER NEPHEW HER COUSIN TOLD ALREADY BUT SHE DIDNT BELIVE HIM, SO I TOLD HER THAT'S IT, BUT THE THING IS SHE GOT THE GIRL'S # OUT OF MY NEPHEW'S CELLPHONE.(LOL), SO SHE CALLED THE NUMBER AND THE 2 GIRLS START TALKIN AND FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD BOTH OF THIM AND THEY BOTH DUMPED HIM, ALSO I PLAYED IT OFF AT SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY AND TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPEND, BUT HE ALREADY NEW, AND I TOLD HIM MY NEPHEW HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! THEY ARE BEST FREINDS!!! LOL |
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The overnight-mustache |
| Well my brother's friend had spent the night. So in the morning while he was sleeping, I went in and drew a mustache above his lip. When he woke he didn't notice. We were all laughin g at him! It was so funny.. |
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ketchup mess up |
| emty your ketchup to the first label put 2 table sspoons of baking soda and dont shake it put back in the fridge and wait when they open it it will shoot kethup every where |
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got piss? |
| while my my friend went out for dinner, we filled his whole carpet in his room with little plastic cups lined up across the floor. funny thing was that each cup was filled with piss. it took a lot of us guys to pee that much. when he opened his door that night, the cups in front of the door was toppled over and he had to clean up the rest of the cups on his own. his whole room smelled like piss for months. |
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killer on the lose |
| one nite me and my sister were at my brothers house (he lives in like the middle of nowere )and wile my brother and sister inlaw were at some kinda dinner w/some friends or somethin me and my sis were all alone w/just the animals we were haven so much fun every thing was going graet we were on the phone and watchen movies and all of asudden the house starts to shake and theres this lound banging on the out side of the house we (as in me and my sis) jumped on to the house and started screaming ( we confest that we acouly love eachother this was such a big deal becous we are allwas telling how much we hate eachother)then this manly figer was comeing on to the back porch and started getting closer the dog jumped up and started snarling at the finger then we got a call from or brother to see how we were doing little did we no he was on the porch as he came closer we screamed loder then we saw his face they started cracking up me and my sister were tarafide for like the next week now every once and awile the family will bring it up and joke about it ....... |
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THE POOR BLIND BOY |
| Oh said, what is that thing called light, which i have never enjoy, what is the blessing of my sight, Oh tell your por blind boy, you talk of many things you see, you say, the sun shines bright, i feel it worm, but not seing it, i dont have any day or night, my day or night my self i make, when ever i walk or play, could i ever keep away? it will be always day. |
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Whos There? |
| I was sleeping at my friend's house. I had brought my 14 mile walkie talkies along. We hid the walkie talkie in her sister's room. I started talking and making noises. She never noticed and didn't know where it was coming from! I laughed so hard after that! |
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