 Graveyard Bloody Mary |
| Once my friends where hanging out in the school's graveyard at night doing bloodymary. I knowing that kind of thing is a bathroom thing stayed behind and waited for them to be done. Once they where silent and where waiting for something to happen I come waving my hands above my head and scare the heck out of them |
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Shaving Cream Douche |
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Ingredients: 10 cans cheap shaving cream (aerosol) 1 liter liquid nitrogen (Edmund scientific) 1 Friends Car (small cars like minis or economy cars work better) 2 Tongs Thick elbow high rubber neoprene lined gloves Method: Take one shaving cream can and dip into liquid nitrogen (be sure to wear gloves and eye protection) using tongs Use other tongs to peel off the metal and plastic packaging Throw into unsuspecting friends car about one half hour before he usually uses his car. Repeat 10 times. Explanation: When you freeze the shaving cream cans you freeze everything including all of the pressure, so as it melts the pressure is released into the car thus pressurizing it. The half hour part comes into play because cars are not air tight, so pressure will be leaking out. Now do not worry about friend seeing the shaving cream, because all of the windows will be fogged up do to pressure, so when he opens up the door (SPLAT)! Shaving cream everywhere. Just make sure he has either done something really deserving of it, or can take a really good joke, my friend was very light hearted, and always had a filthy car, so after he cleaned out the shaving cream it smelled clean and fresh. |
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Night Madness |
| One night my dad was outside I walked out there in a mask and he spilled his beer and he fell. |
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Fun With AIM |
| This guy was bugging me on AIM because my brother used it to talk to him and he didn't know who it was, so I decided to have a little fun. I knew him, so I had an advantage. I said that my name was Angel and I was from Brazil. I got a picture of a Brizilian girl and sent it to him. We talked in Spanish for a while, both of us were using the google translator. I told him I was on vacation where he lived and said that I was going somewhere I knew he was that weekend. I then told him I was going to look for him there. My brother talked to him right after I stopped talking to him and he said that he was talking to this hot Brazilian chick and her boobs were huge. After that, my brother said that it was Ashton Kutcher and he had gotten Punk'd. Now, he thinks he's gonna be on the season premiere! |
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Shocking Pen |
| I once received a ton of pranks in the mail from my grandma for my birthday. It included several things and my favorite, a shocking pen. I took it to school the next day. I asked my teacher to see how we could trick the whole class. Which is about 15 students. So, he told them that we were planning a Finals Day Party for when we presented our yearbook finals we could eat. So everyone came one by one to sign what they would bring. Everyone fell for it, and I couldn't stop laughing. The funniest one, was when a girl kept on pressing it, wondering why it didn't extract the pen, although it was shocking her. Her face was hilarious! |
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Phone Prank |
| here is one for the phone prank. When a telemarketer calls you answer in a slow deep voice Hello(since most telemarkters phones only connect when someone says hello)then the name of your city ie: Montgomery creamatorium you kill em' we grill em' today's special human thigh 1.29 a lb. Have not been called back 1 time since doing this for the past 5 yrs |
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Truck!!! |
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At camp me and some buddies turned a flashlight on and put it in this guy sleeping bag. then we covered his head and turned it towards the light. then we all yelled truck and we hit him over the head with a pillow. he started freaking out. |
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Gatorade Pee |
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My friend told me this one. He and some of his buddies peed in a Gatorade bottle. Then they went up to a friend and told him that they would pay him a dollar if he drank it. they told him it was Gatorade that had ben in the car for days and that it was hot. the friend drank it then he spit it out and yelled " IT'S PEE!". it was funny. they never paid him either. |
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Fun At Walmart |
| Well, when it's just me and a few friends and we are absolutely bored we head down to Wal-Mart and you know shop and stuff, look around, cause trouble...The usual...We begin by grabbing a few carts and filling them with all different kinds fo stuff, then when they're ridiculously full we leave them in the different and then go to the sporting goods section and ask this one dude with a british accent and speech impediment that works there where stuff that we clearly know they dont have is, and where we can get it, while we laugh behind his back...then this is where it's good.. we head out and before leaving purchase a chocolate Powerbar energy bar. Not only are they disgusting, but they magnificantly resemble a turd. with this in mind we roll them up into a piece of shit and leave it outside the door and watch people step on it and kids poke at it and people ride over it with their carts, and then the old disgruntled people who find it offensive. we then laugh at everyone as it sticks to their shoes and the wheels on their cart as they clunk along and have to peel it off. we usually sit there until someone shopping complains and has to clean it up! it is great! |
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Vacuum Prank |
| My brother, sister, and I were at my grandma's house. We ate those peanuts that come in the shells and we made a huge mess. So I decided to get the vaccuum and clean up. I cleaned sucsessfully. Then I left the vaccuum in that room. Later on my sister went to sleep on the recliner. My brother looked at me and then the vaccuum. I knew his idea right away. He plugged in the vaccuum, brought it to the recliner, and gave it to me. I put the nozzle close to my sister's cheek and turned the vaccuum on. I moved the nozzle closer. She woke up from the sound and she was trying to move her face but it was so quick that I sucked up her cheek and left a mark for three days!! |
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