 Snackbar at Walmart |
| Once I went to the snackbar at walmart and grabbed some barbeque sauce packets,so I lied and said I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got there I took out the barbeque packs from my pocket. Perfect counting I had 2 for each stall which is exactly what I needed, so I put 2 under each lid where those bumps are, then to my luck someone went in one of the stalls before I walked out. Next thing I know someone screamed "WHAT THE HELL,WHAT IS THIS SLIMEY CRAP ALL ON MY LEGS & IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!" Did I mention he was a senior citizen which made it extra funny all because of the possibility that he probably was old enough to crap himself!!! So anyway he said "Oh no! Marth was right, I need the elderly men diapers!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I got out of there as fast as I could. When I returned my parents asked me what was so funny. Of course I couldn't answer because I was laughing so hard. Then a piece of hamburger that I had orderd shot out my nose.It landed in my little brthers chili fries. Although he was to busy scafing down his meal to notice.He ate it right up. So, I went back to the bathroom since all that laughing made me have to go pee. But if you knew me you'd know I can't let an opportunity to pull a prank slip by. So I made a quick trip to kitchen wear, there I picked up some Suran Wrap,put it in my hoodie, and ran to the bathroom.Now I know it says "No items beyond this point" right as you enter the bathroom but with a hoodie it's easy to slip by with as long as you keep your hands in the big pocket.Once I got in I quickly put it over the bowl under the lid. Then ran out & pretended I had forgotten to leave it outside the bathroom. You know how the bathrooms are always near layaway, well,to my luck some family was at lay away, so I casually walked over to them &pretended to be part of their group. One of the employees walked in and seconds later the guy screamed "Damn, someone made me wet myself, & my shift isn't over till 8:00 pm!!" I ran to my car where my family said they would meet me and got out of there just in time!!!! It was only 3:00pm by the way. |
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Who is in the shower? |
| The other day, my sister Stephanie needed to use the bathroom, but someone was in it taking a shower. She figured it was my cousin, Andrew. About 15 minutes later, she checked to see if anyone was in there. Nobody was in there, so she asked Andrew, when did you get out of the shower? He said, "I never was in the bathroom..." so my sister was a little creeped out and I snuck inside the bathroom, turned the lights off, and hid in the shower. She came in, closed the door, and turned on the lights she ripped open the shower curtains to check if anyone was there and I screamed out loud and she got so scared she fell back and hit the wall. |
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PHONE CALL PRANK |
| i hate when the telemarketers call people so me and my friend waited untill one called and instead of hanging up we said in unision " chinese take-out you order?" in a phony chinese accent then they said huh? so we said " nonononono mr smith one too many eggroll" lol he started cussing |
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ICY HOT TOILET |
| One time i was really bored and i had just found a bottle of Icy hot in the cabniet. so i spread at least half the bottle of it on the toilet seat in the bathroom. all i needed to do now is find a victim so i askes my brother if he wanted to play truth or dare and he said yes so i dared him to sit on the toilet seat for 5 min. he thought it was no big deal but he soon found out it wasn't when he started screeaming " my butt's on fire cal the fire depo or somthing mom save me" it was so so so funny |
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Crime Scene |
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Have a couple of your kids lay in the street (lesser traveled side street works best) in awkward positions and trace the with heavy white chalk. Trace the family dog too! For a cool effect, spatter a bit of ketchup here and there. Then innocently park yourself and the kids in lawn chairs in your front yard and watch how cars will come to a screeching halt as the come upon "the scene." My kids and I really did do this. I was hilarious! |
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Cream Cheese Surprise |
| I just got out of the shower and i was getting my deoderent and i put it on and then i noticed its was squishy. It was cream cheese i new my little brother must have done it. I had to take another shower. But I got him back, instead of puttin shaving cream in his hand and tickling his face i put crap in his hand and tickled him it was hilarious. He had it all over his face. unfortunatly i woke him up with my laughing. didnt get a chance to get a picture. |
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Lemonhead Surprise |
| Being up at a Church Girl's Camp can make a girl go wild. After spending several grueling days with hundreds of chatty little women, I decided it was time to get, well, creative. So I choose to spice things up a bit on our four mile hike. We had already walked two miles, therefore leaving the smaller and younger girls with a meager food supply. So me being so kind and generous, trotted up to one of these girls and offered her a piece of candy, in fact, the last piece I had of my beloved Lemon Heads. The girl took the candy willingly and plopped it in her mouth. I just sat and stared, and waited, and waited. I thought maybe my trick wasn't working...but then, low and behold, the girl shriked and actually almost threw-up! The candy I had given her was filled with a strong garlic center. It was so funny to see this girl gagging, and what made it even better was that she was out of water, so it took a couple of minutes to find someone who had a full bottle. To top the story off too, a Church Leader approached me (I had never seen this woman in my life before) and scolded me for the rest of the hike (no joke) for my actions, then told me that doing a thing like that means I wasn't going to Heaven. It was worth it. |
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Water Hole |
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One time I poked a tiny hole in my brother's bottle of water. And I put my finger over the hole while I filled it up with water. Then I put the cap on really tight and took my finger off the hole.My brother took his water to his basketball game. So during half time he took a sip and it squirted all over the front of his shorts.He was so mad and it looked like he peepeed on himself. So during the hole game he had to play with water over the front part of his shorts. The End Mariah |
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The Bucket Dump |
| So this one time I'm sitting in my house and my friend comes over. Because I live in a log cabin on a farm in Wyoming, we have lots of pigs and cows around. So I told my friend to wait in my room and make himself at home. I went out and told him I was going to use the bathroom, which I did eventually. I took a dump and put it in a bucket. I went out back and gathered all the pig and cow crap and put it in the bucket. I placed it on top the door like you would with a bucket of water and told my friend to come outside. The bucket landed right on his head and poop was covering him from head to toe. Then my dogs came and pissed on him like a fire hydrant. It was hilarious. I haven't seen him since, but wierd things have been happening around my place like squirrels and pigs turning up dead on my doorstep, oh well. |
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8th Grade Trip |
| A few years ago my 8th grade class went on a trip to washington. We stayed in a hotel. To make sure we wouldn't leave out rooms they placed a piece of tape across the door. My friends and i wanted to leave the room around 3 am but we did not want to get get caught. So as we left and went down the hall we ripped the tape off of every rooms door. They were not able to find out who left. It was sweet. |
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