 Squash Tournament |
| I play squash, and one time my mom was on the phone. After she hung up, she told me to get in my squash gear on becuase I had a tournament. She told me that that was my coach on the line, and that he said it started in 10 minutes. I was running around, brushing my teeth, getting dressed, getting my racquet and everything while my dad was yelling at me for not telling them about the tournament. I kept telling him that I had no idea there was a tournament, but he didn't listen. I was so worried and anxious. I felt horrible. After we all hopped in the car, my parents started laughing, and they shouted, "APRIL FOOLS!" That was the best prank that has ever been pulled on me. - Connor |
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Fake Lottery Ticket |
| Hey, I am Julia and I am from Edgewater, New Jersey. Recently, my mom and I went to this store called Spencers. There we bought a package of fake scratch off tickets that are always winners. ($10,000) We decided to put the scratch off ticket in my older sister's birthday card. This is not really an unusual gift for a birthday in my family. So my sister opens the card that has at least 20 scratch offs and this one fake one. She scratches the fake one and it of course is a winner. She is so happy and is jumping up and down and without noticing that my mom and I are really laughing, she drives to the local convienant store. There, the men at the counter tell her to read the back that says "money can be collected in fantasy land" !!! Haha she was so bumbed out! |
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Cockroach Sandwich |
| Once when I was at a restaurant I had a fake coacroach in my pocket and I ordered a sandwich and when I got the sandwich islipped the bug in it then when the waitress came by I said " can I have another sandwich, this 1 has a bug in it and I pointed to the bug and she laughed! - Sydney |
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Sheet Seat |
| One time on a church trip we were playing a game where you come up with the best pick-up line and when my freind came in we had taken a chair out of a row of three and covered the other to with a sheet so it looked like there were still three and when he went to sit down by the girlafter his pickup line the two people on the sheet that were holding it firm got up and my freind hit the ground it was sooooo funny. |
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Hot Chair |
| Once I took a lighter and when my teacher wasn't in the room I heated up her seat till' it got really hot, finally when she came in and sat down she jumped right up because of the burning heat of the chair. |
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Holiday Inn |
| So my cousin and I and my older brother are all tight and love hanging out and used to do it often. This is one of my excperinces at my dads with my cousin my older brother and I, we rented a room at Holiday Inn which happen to be the suite! which has the kitchen and huge tub inside which is pretty damn cool. So previous to renting this room we bought tons of food because we had teenagers staying there. Upon buying this food we bout crackers and canned cheese. Later that night we had the front of the suite which had a bed for two and of course we were all 3 going to stay up late becuase what else better did we have to do, so at 12ish we all began to get tired but told one another that whom ever fell asleep first was going to get it!, and of course my older brother fell asleep first so my cousin and i snuck into the kitchen and got that cannned cheese and then snuck back and waited to make sure he was still asleep. then watching him from the comfortable bed becuase he had to sleep on the floor with the hotels pillow and his brand new Hurely sweater. We then spuirted tons of cheese in his mouth and he just made a weird noise with mouth and rolled over and then rolled back over after smearing it all over the innocent white pillow ( that wasnt ours) lol and then we opned his hood and sprayed ginoumrous amounts in there and he again rolled over and the hood stuck to his head like glue. My cousin and i didnt think anything of it and giggled and went to sleep not knowing the meaning of karma the next morning. hell it was. was so have fun and play fun pranks at the "Holiday Inn". |
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Pissy Night |
| Ok ok so yeh one time at a party my friends fell asleep and two other of my friends took a bucket of water and poured it on their sleeping bags and they woke up the next morning and they were like oh my god we pissed in our beds, and they were so embaressed. So for the next 4 years whenever we brought the party up they were like "shut up about the stupid part it wasn't fun!" na na na na na na ha ha ha ha he he |
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Dentures and Ketchup |
| one time I spent the night at my friend Chris's house and he started cooking some burgers and I decide to prank him I took the ketchup put denture cleaning caps and crush them up put them in the bottle closed the cap and shook it then when he asked for the ketchup he opened it and it sprayed all over him!!!!!. |
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Penis Snow Statue |
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my friend alexis and i made a huge penis out of snow in my neighbors backyard and froze it solid by dumping water on it. it was the day before he and his roommate had family over...old people....hahaha...anyway, we spelled out WE FOUND IT with mulch (he has tons of the shit everywhere). funny, since his parents were kind of offended by our giant snow cock. he's like 36 and lexi and i are both 17. funny stuff. - Jes |
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Food To Go |
| Like Dude One time i was at a drive-thru and i asked the lady ''is this to go'' and she said ''yes'' so said ''well just make sure this is to go'' and she stared at me like i was weird then she closed the window but when she came back i asked her if the the food was to go and she said and i said cause my freind wants to know if its to go and she said yes its to go and i said so its to go and she all YES ITS TO GO! then i could tell that she was really getting mad so i asked is this to go then she tried to call secrity but i said lady wait can you please let me ask you 1 more question before you call security and she said and what is that question sir and i said well (acting all sorry) IS THIS TO GO! she said thats it im calling security but when they came up to me and asked if i was bothering that lady but i said all i did was ask if it was to go. |
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